photo by ellen reitman.

Friday, June 1, 2012

How Many Fingers?

I have had three digital examinations in six weeks. Fortunately, I still am not fond of them. The first one was by a cute young doctor here in Wakefield. When she told me she wanted to do that, I suggested we start with coffee or even dinner. Eventually, after the last doctor stuck his fingers deep into the core of my being, he gave me pretty positive prostate progress feedback.
Sharman wants to go steal a dog. She gets emotional when thinking of a certain puppy she has come across who is tied up by a short chain. I may go with her. Why? Yes, well you may ask. Do I want to do it doggy style with my ex-wife? No. Do I want to project a milder, softer me? No. I'll tell you next time...

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